Dirty Soy Chai

middle parts

sexy vampires

tokyolux

"Is that a Dirty Soy Chai?"

"A what?"

"Soy Chai with a shot of espresso?"

"Thats what they're called?"

"Yeah, they're awesome aren't they."

"Thats the sexiest name ever for a drink"

"I know"

Leather, Lace, Death, Metal, Hearts, Flowers, Shiny, Matte, Plastic, Frizzy, Gaudy, Ironic, Cheesey, Spanish, French, Gothic

Shwiggity Shwag

WHATS IN MY BAG?

(from top clockwise) Vintage gold purse, Zen Buddha statue, Travis's Bowl, Mary Jane, Birthday Star Chuckie Cheese Medal, Revlon Bronze nail polish, St. Vincent Depaul coin purse, Funny gold head stash spot, Hempz body lotion

Where Is My Mind

I found this on some dumb forum website. Read and weep.

Wearing a Jeremy Scott outfit is comparable to being escorted into an abandoned house in rural Alabama by a shaven transgender carnie with a suitcase packed full of clown suits that previously belonged to a New Jersey based child pornography ring. A bottle of champagne and a rail later, you’re toppled over and partially clothed in fluorescent satin as it lingers above you selecting the right gauge and lube from an “I Love Lucy” lunch box.