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XX: I just shit out a pink fetus of a triplet elephant 'pede with each trunk stuck up the previous one's puckering bleeding ass hole

XY: My asshole is bleeding all over the bed

XX: L. Swag is coming to wipe it up with a royal purple hanky that has "charm" embroidered on it in gold script

XY: He probably shits swag

XX: Or chainsaws. I bet he has crones.

XY: Six assholes constantly streaming blood and liquid swag. He spends so much time on the toilet he's learned to whittle toothpicks with his teeth